Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. Bush: Great. Lay it on me. Condi:: Hu is the new leader of China. Bush: That’s what I want to know. Condi:: That’s what I’m telling you. Bush: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi:: Yes. Bush: I mean the fellow’s name. Condi:: Hu. Bush: The guy in China. Condi:: Hu. Bush: The new leader of China. Condi:: Hu. Bush: The Chinaman! Condi:: Hu is leading China. Bush: Now whaddya’ asking me for? Condi:: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. Bush: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China? Condi:: That’s the man’s name. Bush: That’s who’s name? Condi:: Yes. Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi:: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi:: That’s correct. Bush: Then who is in China? Condi:: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir is in China? Condi:: No, sir. Bush: Then who is? Condi:: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Condi:: No, sir. Bush: Look, Condi. I need… Continue reading