Today, cleverly disguised as P4-K4 (An Empirial Bounty Droid), my twin brother arrived on the scene of a rebel birthday party of a princess named Olivia.
Forget the protocol and ettiquette – this droid ain’t one to mess with! Trained in the ways of the Force, this mild mannered droid packs a powerful (and wet) punch!
After pledging his allegiance to Darth Vader (who, as you can see by the t-shirt, still loves his mom), to infiltrate and destroy this rebel outpost, he went on to Saber training.
Jedi Master Nakooki trained all those in attendance in the finer arts of light saber battling. So far his plan to infiltrate these rebel scum was going along fine…
They practiced their new skills sparring with each other…
Each Jedi-wanna-be honing his (or her) skills so that they would be prepared to fight the enemy… little did they know, the enemy was already in their midst!
Then it happened! One of the padawan learners, sensing a disturbance in the Force, struck out at the infiltrater while he was trying to refresh himself with a glass of water…
His response gave him away and so he lept down from the patio and it was all out war – showing himself to be a traitor of the Republic and loyal to the Empire, he took on the whole lot of them!
It was a fierce battle that took them all over the backyard! Though greatly outnumbered, P4-K4 found these short warriors to be a piece of (birthday) cake to defeat!
One by one they charged and retreated… no match for the wit and skill of this fierce droid…
He could feeeeeel their laughter… but would not give in… it would be a fight to the END!
It was almost getting embarassing… then forgetting one of the tips that Jedi Nakooki had given them all – to not leave your backside defenseless, a very short padawan struck p4-K4 down from behind and his older brother finished him off!
P4-K4 was defeated and was tossed in the recycle bin for next Thursday morning. Peace was restored to the galaxy (well, at least to the birthday party) when suddenly…
Darth Vader appeared and attacked with powerful Jets of Water!
But that was when I arrived, and with my proton super soaker, I finished him off!
What to do with Death Star Donut Holes? (besides eat them, of course?)Stick them in your eyeballs!
DELETED SCENE FROM A NEW HOPE:
“Use the Force, Luke. Try it again. Only this time, with these donut holes in your eyes.”
The Galactic Birthday Family!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLIVIA! For a TON of more pictures from the party, click here.