Did you know it is impossible to eat six saltine crackers in under one minute? I know, I tried! My wife saw something on TV about it but first asked me to try it. 4.5 crackers later I discovered this deeply profound fact of life. How did I live so long not knowing this? I wonder what other impossible things I’ve never tried. Maybe I’ll try six pieces of licorice next! Then Nutter Butter Peanut Sandwhich Cookies or six cans of Mountain Dew!
Seems like six little crackers should be possible, but alas, it is truly impossible!
Go ahead, try it!