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Hymn Humor

 

 

What’s Your Favorite Hymn?

The Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns

The TV Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer’s Hymn: There is a Green Hill Far Away

The Politicians Hymn: Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist’s Hymn: Open My Eyes That I May See (or) Be Thou My Vision

The IRS Hymn: All to Thee (or) I Surrender All

The Gossiper’s Hymn: Pass It On

The Electrician’s Hymn: Send Out Thy Light

The Shopper’s Hymn: In the Sweet By and By

OR… for those who speed on the highway…

45 mph… “God Will Take Care of Me”
55 mph… “Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah”
65 mph… “Nearer My God to Thee”
75 mph… “Nearer Still Nearer”
85 mph… “This World is Not My Home”
95 mph… “Lord, I’m Coming Home”
100+ mph… “Precious Memories” (or) “I Will Enter His Gates”

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