DICTIONARY JOKES – Real Definitions!

DICTIONARY JOKES – Real Definitions!

  • Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s the law!
  • Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
  • Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
  • Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning “tone deaf”.
  • Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
  • Racial prejudice: a pigment of the imagination.
  • Normal: A setting on a washing machine.
  • Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.
  • Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
  • Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
  • Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
  • Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks in the casket.
  • Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
  • Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
  • Kidmin: The greatest job earth.

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