DICTIONARY JOKES – Real Definitions!
- Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s the law!
- Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
- Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
- Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning “tone deaf”.
- Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
- Racial prejudice: a pigment of the imagination.
- Normal: A setting on a washing machine.
- Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.
- Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
- Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
- Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
- Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks in the casket.
- Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
- Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
- Kidmin: The greatest job earth.
