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Month: April 2005

Hu is Leading China?

Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. Bush: Great. Lay it on me. Condi:: Hu is the new leader of China. Bush: That’s what I want to know. Condi:: That’s what I’m telling you. Bush: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi:: Yes. Bush: I mean the fellow’s name. Condi:: Hu. Bush: The guy in China. Condi:: Hu. Bush: The new leader of China. Condi:: Hu. Bush: The Chinaman! Condi:: Hu is leading China. Bush: Now whaddya’ asking me for? Condi:: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. Bush: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China? Condi:: That’s the man’s name. Bush: That’s who’s name? Condi:: Yes. Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi:: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi:: That’s correct. Bush: Then who is in China? Condi:: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir is in China? Condi:: No, sir. Bush: Then who is? Condi:: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Condi:: No, sir. Bush: Look, Condi. I need…

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Going to new HEIGHTS!

I’m on the top of the world, Lookin’ down on creation, And the only explanation I can find… is my new 5 foot unicycle! I debuted my new 6 foot unicycle tonight at Awana! If you follow this blog, you read the post ‘On Top of the Word’ (read here), where I learned to ride a tall unicycle on my first try at CPC. So as soon as I got home, I ordered one on ebay! Unicycle Like An Eqyptian I never was very good at basketball… But suddenly I have a HUGE, er, TALL advantage! Move over Mike! I CAN SLAM DUNK!!

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TOYS r US MIDNIGHT OPENING LOOT!

Tonight was a blast! It all started with the final STAR WARS PARTY NIGHT at my house (upcoming post) and then it was off to Toys ‘r’ Us with my sister and friend Mike. Although there were a few cars in the lot, I dropped Melissa and Mike off so we could be the FIRST in line. It was raining, but once we started the line, others came and joined us. We had even considered getting back in the car ourselves after taking a a picture, but once the line started, we were stuck. It was nice to be first! Me and Mike, unfettered by the inclement weather! My turn with the camera – that’s Mike and Melissa. We wondered what we would do with an hour to wait in line, but entertainment presented itself. Not only did we talk with the other fans that showed up, (and confirmed that there are bigger star wars nerds than me!), but we even had some police activity! There was a car with two teen age boys who after stopping to ask what we were waiting for, kept driving by (in fun) and yelling that we were nerds, geeks, etc. Eventually, one of…

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Breakfast of Siths…

Yes, Me and Darth enjoyed another Star Wars themed breakfast this morning… That’s a big bite from such a small guy! Star Wars Frosted Flakes…. tastes surprising like…. Froted Flakes!It couldn’t be simply be the exact same product, just with Star Wars pictures on it so that susceptible weak minded fans will buy a produt they normally don’t buy???? No, that’s not possible! There MUST be something special about this cereal besides just the pictures on the packaging!! There must be!

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