March 31, 2009 at 9:00 pm · Filed under Children's Ministry, Devotional, Leadership
Getting worn out in ministry? Discouraged? Here is a little known passage of Scripture to encourage you, or that you can reprint to encourage others. (found in my archives tonight)
Sometimes it is fun to paraphrase Scripture a little to shed fresh light on the message it contains, as I did once to encourage my leadership team by posting this passage:
There was a children’s worker all alone;
she had neither partner nor team member.
There was no end to her toil,
yet her eyes were not content with her ministry.
“For whom and I toiling?” she asked,
“and why am I depriving myself of enjoyment?”
This too is meaningless – a miserable ministry!
Two are better than one,
more than two even better!
because they have a good return for their work:
If one falls down,
his team members can help him up.
But pity the children’s worker who calls
and has no one to help him up!
Also, if two or more work together,
they will keep encouraged!
But how can one keep encouraged alone?
Though one may be overwhelmed,
a team can help each other.
A cord of many strands
is not quickly broken!
Ecclesiastes 4:8-12
N.C.M.P. (New Children’s Ministry Paraphrase)
March 31, 2009 at 7:57 pm · Filed under Children's Ministry, Humor
Perhaps you have had trouble with kids running at church, or at least, with grown-ups complaining that the kids are running too much! Well, I once made some fun signs that I posted around the church with some Bible verses instructing kids to “WALK” – granted, they were a little out of context, but it got some fun responses and got the topic of WALKING around the building into people’s minds:

So I continued, “What you are doing is not right. Shouldn’t you WALK?”
- Nehemiah 5:9
I am God Almighty, WALK before me!
- Genesis 17:1
Observe what the LORD your God requires: WALK.
- I Kings 2:3
I was cleaning out some old file draws at my office and came across these, and thought others might get a kick outta them. Please, don’t take it too seriously! It’s all in fun. Post on the walls of your church at your own risk!
March 31, 2009 at 11:09 am · Filed under Children's Ministry, Conferences
You Might Have Attended Too Many Conferences If You…
Pass out a daily itinerary to your family.
- Insist on your spouse handing you an outline before you have a conversation.
- Make your kids wear name tags.
- Often introduce yourself to your family at dinner and tell them where you are from.
- Fill out a weekly evaluation form on your spouse.
- Ask your family to put their contact information in a fish bowl.
- Explain household chores with a PowerPoint presentation.
- Enter your house and expect to be handed a welcome packet.
- Allow book publishers to sponsor your family meals.
- Try to sell family vacation videos to your kids
I thought this was too funny. It was written by Roger Fields, one of the cleverest guys I’ve ever known.
Reprinted from K! Magazine (with permission)