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How To Raise a Dew Baby

I had to hunt this down after one of the pictures was asked about on my Facebook page. I thought I’d go ahead and preserve it and share it for fun – though hesitantly, since I need you to know, it was in HUMOR, and I myself have been “cured” of my Mountain Dew addiction since 2009. (My name is Karl Bastian and I am a Dewoholic! But I’ve been sober for five years!)

Also, please know, I never actually gave my sweet baby any Mountain Dew! But I did find it funny that a baby bottle nipple fit perfectly over the top of a soda can, and had fun freaking people out with that fact!

HOW TO RAISE A DEW BABY:

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Here is one of my favorites. Luke sleeping with the Lion and the Lamb. (A gift from his Aunt Barbara.)
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This little baby started first grade today, hard to believe it:
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They sure to grow up fast!

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