The Safest Place to be!!

Going to church could save your life!

Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.
Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.

However, only .001% of all deaths occur in church worship services, and all of these deaths are related to previous physical disorders.

THEREFORE, the safest place for you to be at any time is in church.

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Karl Bastian is the founder of Kidology.org, the creator of ToyboxTales.com, and the author of OrderoftheAncient.com. His personal website is Kidologist.com He is Big Kid with a passion for equipping and encouraging those who minister to children.

3 Comments:

  1. only if you are not at a highschool overnighter!

  2. Eliseo Betancourt

    I agree going to Church could save your life .
    From Eliseo, ( Firefighter/Paramedic)

  3. what about the boy who was looking at a plaque in the church foyer with a list of names, so he asked his pastor who the people on the list were… and the pastor explained those were the names of the church members who had died in the service. to which the little boy replied, “morning or evening service?” :)

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