Kidologist.com: Karl Bastian’s Personal Site and Blog
June 16, 2005 at 1:52 pm
· Filed under Blog World, Humor
Going to church could save your life!
Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.
Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.
However, only .001% of all deaths occur in church worship services, and all of these deaths are related to previous physical disorders.
THEREFORE, the safest place for you to be at any time is in church.
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branden wrote @ June 17th, 2005 at 9:43 am
only if you are not at a highschool overnighter!
I agree going to Church could save your life .
From Eliseo, ( Firefighter/Paramedic)
the rev wrote @ June 24th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
what about the boy who was looking at a plaque in the church foyer with a list of names, so he asked his pastor who the people on the list were… and the pastor explained those were the names of the church members who had died in the service. to which the little boy replied, “morning or evening service?” 
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