Going to church could save your life!
Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.
Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.
However, only .001% of all deaths occur in church worship services, and all of these deaths are related to previous physical disorders.
THEREFORE, the safest place for you to be at any time is in church.
