DICTIONARY JOKES – Real Definitions!

DICTIONARY JOKES – Real Definitions! Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s the law! Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance. Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children. Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning “tone deaf”. Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it. Racial prejudice: a pigment of the imagination. Normal: A setting on a washing machine. Health: The slowest possible rate of dying. Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money. Boy: A noise with dirt on it. Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off. Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks in the casket. Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke. Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them. Kidmin: The greatest job earth. Want help making the definition of your ministry, “AMAZING” – Get Coach Karl on your team at KarlBastian.club

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Secrets of Effective Kid Communicators #4: Turn Spectators into Participants

Get Them Involved: Don’t Just Talk — Engage! Learning sticks best when kids move, participate, and experience the truth for themselves. Want kids to remember your lesson long after Sunday? Then stop aiming for their ears — and start aiming for their hands, feet, hearts, and imaginations. There’s an old idea — often presented in various charts and pyramids — that says people remember more of what they do than what they simply hear or see. While the exact percentages vary (and aren’t always grounded in research), the underlying truth is rock solid: passive listening leads to forgetfulness, but active participation creates lasting learning. In kids ministry, this truth couldn’t be more important. If your teaching style is mostly “sit still and listen,” you’re not just missing an opportunity — you’re missing the point. Even adding visuals on a screen isn’t enough. Sure, it enhances your message, but what kids really need is to be brought into the experience. I want to get kids out of their seats, involved with their hands, laughing, thinking, solving, moving, and most of all — engaging. Benjamin Franklin famously said, “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I may remember. Involve me and…

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A Tribute to Larry Mahan — “Mr. SONshine”

A Tribute to Larry Mahan — “Mr. SONshine” By Karl Bastian I lost a dear friend in ministry this week—Larry Mahan. To many, he was a Gospel Magician. But to those who really knew him, he was far more than that. Larry was a joyful innovator, a creative light, and a humble servant of Jesus who spent his life making ministry not only impactful, but irresistibly fun. Affectionately known as Mr. SONshine, Larry lived up to his name. Wherever he went—whether a church, a school, or a Fellowship of Christian Magicians meeting—he brought the joy and warmth of Jesus. He wasn’t just shining; he was reflecting the “Light of the world” (John 8:12) with every trick, every laugh, every lesson, and every encounter. Larry created simple, fun illusions that anyone could use to share the Good News with kids. He understood something essential: ministry to children doesn’t need to be complicated—it needs to be engaging, joyful, and Jesus-centered. His book, Shtick: The Art of Entertaining Children, remains one of the first resources I recommend to children’s pastors. When I first read it, I felt like I could’ve written it myself—not to rob him of the credit, but because I found…

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Secrets of Effective Kid Communicators #3: Break the Mold – Try Something Bold

God’s not calling us to copy — He’s calling us to create. When it comes to teaching and reaching kids, the best path forward might not be found in what you did last year — but in what’s never been done before. I love the saying — and I repeat it often: “There are three types of people in the world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, ‘What just happened?’” Obviously, I’d like to consider myself in that first category. When Steve Jobs introduced the iPad, he was told, “No one’s asking for that.” He replied, “They will after I make it.” And now? We all carry tablets. When he merged music players with phones, he didn’t just improve the phone — he changed the way the entire world consumes music. That’s what it means to break the mold — to challenge assumptions, rethink the “normal,” and reimagine what’s possible. And this kind of bold innovation is just as powerful in children’s ministry. For years we did Easter egg hunts where we invited the entire community to the church. But one year, we flipped the script. We stuffed 50,000 eggs (like always)…

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New: Photo Permission Icon on KidCheck Check-In Labels

Pastor Karl here! I’m excited to tell you about a new update to my favorite Kids Check-In System, KIDCHECK! Child Security is not something you can take for granted or skip. Even small churches must have security in place for their kids ministry. The struggle with providing child security is real, and one small incident could put you at risk for a lawsuit or liability that could ultimately close the doors of any church.  KidCheck understands this, and that’s why they continue to upgrade their products and services, adding new and innovative ideas to make child security and check-in easier and safer for the kids under your care.  The name badge provides an at-a-glance, visual representation of what each child requires to be safe, celebrated, and served while reducing the time and effort staff and volunteers need to spend assessing important information about each child.  Their latest update is a photo permission icon that prints directly on the kids labels. Not using KidCheck yet in your ministry? Read more about the safety features included on the KidCheck labels by visiting KidCheck, then jump over to Kidology.org to activate a discount for our All Access Members to help save on your…

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